In my opinion, resolutions are mostly personal. But the thing is, I have nothing to blog about. (ok not really i can blog about cosmology but then it will bore your brains out so yeah. and i can't blog about my cousin's birthday bash cuz i've not yet uploaded the photos.) Yes. Big BOO. So. i've decided to write about my new year resolutions. Ah. the thing is. They are SUPER RANDOM. see for yourself:
1. To make my bed everyday. (but then what would my maid do? lmao.)
2. To stop shooting disgusted glances at guys who wear pink. (bleuurrgh)
3. To succeed in persuading my father to quit smoking. (i swear daddy if you still don't stop you're gonna get LUNG CANCER.)
4.To stop hogging the computer, bathroom, whatever.
5. To remember to apply moisturizer to my face after the toner but before foundation. (damn i alwayys forget!)
6. To learn how to pluck my eyebrows instead of always wasting money to get them done.
7.To stop sending kinky lingerie or condoms for birthday presents. (its getting boring.)
8. TO GET OVER HIM. (it has been a gazillion years.)
9. To not get overly-excited(by this i mean giving a big yelp and turning my head in a thousand different directions) whenever i smell someone of the opposite sex carrying the scent of CK's Black Eternity.
10. To not scowl when i turn back and realized that person is usually very much in his forties. (ok. at least not in his face.)
11. To stop using the word "fuck" and other expletives so much.
Dude, you're seriously reading all this?
8:18 PM